Tum bare ho k kya karo ge

Teacher: Tum bare ho k kya karo ge ?
Pathan Student: shadi
Teacher: mera matlab hai kya bano ge?
Student: dulha
Teacher: i mean bare ho k kya hasil kro ge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bare ho k ami abu k liye kya kro ge?
Student: bahu lao'n ga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student: pota
Teacher: UFF..!
Aray tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: shaadi..